Average Conversations with My Mother

  • Mom: Are you eating peanut butter out of the jar?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Mom: Peanut butter is expensive!
  • Me: We've had that jar for a while, Mom.
  • Mom: Peanut butter is still expensive. Put it on a piece of bread and make a sandwich!
  • Me: What's the difference?
  • Mom: ... I don't know.
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